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Crap Attack

Crap Attack drops you into a adventure challenge you can start in a couple of seconds. It works the same on desktop, tablet and phone, and your progress picks up where the game left it.

About Crap Attack

A man, a woman, a date, and tons and tons of pooh. You are the miraculous pill that can fix the situation! Try to keep clean the man that swallowed you, and kill all the crap before it is too late! Nobody but you can do that! You have only 5 minutes per level to clean the man's intestine and save the date. ABOUT THE GAME - 7 Levels full of "crappy monsters" to defeat. - Two different modes: Story Mode and Crap Hysteria Mode (NOTE: you have to finish the Story Mode to unlock this mode). - Two endings (with 2 different FMV.) - Try to finish the game without swear like a trooper (The Crap Hysteria Mode is REALLY HARD, so we're not responsable of your frustration).

How to play Crap Attack

You can work the whole thing out by playing it. Keep a hand on the arrow keys / WASD; everything else is listed in the controls table. The game is wide rather than tall — fullscreen is worth it on a monitor, and on a phone the picture is much better sideways. If a round goes badly, restart — attempts are cheap and it is usually the fastest way to improve.

Controls

InputAction
MouseNavigate menus and interact
Arrow keys / WASDMove
SpacebarPrimary action

On mobile: Tap and swipe on screen. Turn your phone sideways — this game is designed for landscape and fills a horizontal screen.

Why it is worth playing

Crap Attack is the kind of game that fits into a gap between other things. Two minutes is a real session, and so is an hour. That is the whole pitch, and it is enough.

At a glance

  • Free to play with no account required
  • Runs in the browser — nothing to download or install
  • Landscape layout with fullscreen support
  • Keyboard and mouse on desktop, full touch support on mobile.
  • Added to our catalogue from a 2021 release

Frequently asked questions

Is Crap Attack free to play?

Yes. Crap Attack is completely free and runs in your browser. There is no purchase, no subscription and no account needed — open the page and play.

Do I need to download or install anything?

No download, no installer, no plugin. Crap Attack is HTML5, so the browser plays it directly.

Can I play Crap Attack on my phone?

Yes. Tap and swipe on screen. Turn your phone sideways — this game is designed for landscape and fills a horizontal screen.

What are the controls for Crap Attack?

Keyboard and mouse on desktop, full touch support on mobile. Mouse — navigate menus and interact; Arrow keys / WASD — move; Spacebar — primary action.

Can I play Crap Attack fullscreen?

Yes. Use the fullscreen button in the top-right of the game player to expand it to the whole screen, and press Escape to come back out.

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